I GOT 200,000 SUBS (THE GOD OF THE INTERNET)



A music video to celebrate hitting 200,000 subs.
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Thanks to:
Chelsea Wallace –
Dennis Haskins –
MysteryGuitarMan –
Julian Smith –
Tanya Tate –
The Wing Girls –

Song Recorded & Mixed
by Rap Review –

Lyrics:

I GOT 200K SUBS, SO YOU BETTER GO CALL
YOUR MOM, AND TELL HER TO GO SUCK ON JOE’S BALLS
I’M THE GOD OF THE INTERNET, ENEMIES ARE MELTING
HAVE YOU MET MY NEW BEST FRIEND, MR. BELDING? (BELDING!)
NOW I GOT A LOTTA POWER
STANDING ON A TOWER AND NOW ALL YOU GOTTA COWER
YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, COWER! WHAT, DID I STUTTER?
MYSTERYGUITARMAN IS MY BUTLER (BUTLER!)
AND I’VE HAD IT WITH YOUR HERESY
OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO MARRY ME
WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO BE COOL AGAIN?
I DO NOT EAT RANDY. I EAT JULIAN!
UH, PLUS I GOT A GOOD ASS
AND DESTORM JUST GAVE ME A HOOD PASS
GET A GOOD GLANCE AT THE REAL ME
I AM THE NEW HOST OF EQUALS THREE

I GOT 200,000 SUBS – BEAT THAT! (4X)
I’M THE GOD OF THE INTERNET – SUCK MY DICK! (4X)

NOW I MUST CONFESS THAT LIFE IS THE BEST
“HEY JOE, IS TANYA TATE STILL YOUR WIFE?” YES!
NOW I MUST CARESS MY HAND ON HER BREAST
EVERY TIME YOU HEAR THUNDER THAT’S US HAVING SEX!
YES! AND THERE NO DISPARAGES!
I MADE THE WING GIRLS HAVE MISCARRIAGES!
YAY! NOW I DON’T HAVE ANY HASSLE
AND IT FREES UP MY SCHEDULE TO TRAVEL
CHECK IT OUT, I’M IN SWEDEN AND I’M SCHEMIN
ON THESE WOMEN WHEN I MEET ‘EM I GREET ‘EM AND START SKEETIN
THAT’S JUST HOW I TREAT ‘EM, GOT ‘EM EATIN SEMEN
THEN THEY GET TO BREEDIN WHEN THEY START CONCEIVIN I AM LEAVIN!
CHECK IT OUT, I’M FINLAND AND I’M WINNIN CAUSE YOU KNOW I’VE BEEN SINNIN
SIPPIN WHOLE TUBS OF GIN AND THEN I GO GET A HO
AND STICK IT IN, WHEN I’M FINISHED
SHE SAYS “JOE I HAVE A KID” AND I SAY “SO, I AM SPLITTIN!”

(REMIX!)
YO, CHECK IT OUT, I’M AT JUGGALOS FUCKIN SO MANY JUGGA-HOS
THEY’RE LOVIN JOE, SUCKIN JOE, TOUCHIN JOE!
BUT IF THERE’S A BUN IN THOSE OVENS I’M RUNNIN SO
YOU DON’T GET NO FUCKEN DOUGH – NO, I’M NOT COMIN HOME!
CHECK IT OUT, I’M IN CANADA PACKIN A MASSIVE PACKAGE
IN MY PANTS – CAN YOU HANDLE MY STAMINA?
BUT IF YOU ARE HAVING A KID, THEN I LAUGH AT YA
SAY “GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, YOU SLUT!” THEN I ABANDON YA!

(CHORUS REPRISE)

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