Human Mother – Phone Sex 2049



Human Mother is my most recent side project — one where I have no restrictions on genre, style, content or humor. I have missed making music with no big picture in mind, purely for the fun of it, so I started a new project where that as the goal. Forewarning, it will probably get pretty weird at times.

Side note: I got the name from my friend’s wedding. The woman speaking said something along the lines of, “And not only for the Heavenly Father, but also for your human mother …” Something about putting “human” before common words makes them sound suspicious. I wrote it down in my notebook, and like every other stage name I have ever worked under, I chose it because it made me laugh.

If you would like to download these songs, they are free on my Bandcamp page (humanmother.bandcamp.com).

PHONE SEX 2049

This song started as a joke. I was talking with a friend about whether you could use hookup apps, like Grindr, to convince people that your fetish was for them to come over and clean your house. This came up because I had a big pile of dishes that I was avoiding.

Well, this was a Sunday, and I had an hour before meeting someone for lunch. So to further avoid doing my dishes, I turned on a mic and started recording what that idea might sound like if spoken over the phone. I got sidetracked about the vacuuming, cut out all the times I started laughing, then made the music when I got back from lunch. Born in a day.

This is the most important piece of music I have ever made.

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